the texas 12-step

step one: rid your home of temptation

imagine, if you will, how this would look to an observer.
a sunday afternoon. the car in front of you stops in front of a dumpster. a short, Chinese woman in a skirt and high heels opens the door, runs over to the dumpster. she has a half gallon ice cream carton in her hand. she hurls the half gallon container into the dumpster, runs back to her car, and drives away.
what should i have said to the driver of the car stopped behind me?