up for adoption

Those who know me know that i'm prone to passionate but tangential conversation on topics that have little to no pertinence to real life. In this AIM exchange, we somehow started in on my hips.
JoieTang: my hips
JoieTang: are certainly entities unto themselves
JoieTang: i should probably name them
Raging Aardvark: harness their power.
JoieTang: helga
JoieTang: elga
Raging Aardvark: which is which?
JoieTang: helga n' elga
JoieTang: my new year's resolution
JoieTang: is to find them new homes
Raging Aardvark: you could post up flyers
JoieTang: i could
Raging Aardvark: "two asian hips in need of good homes. well-behaved. potty-trained."