smoke signals

you know i'm pissed if i start eating large slabs of meat. today there was brisket at the faculty luncheon. i speared about 16 oz of meat onto my plate. and yeah, i ate it all.
you know i'm extra-pissed if fatty proteins are not enough. today, after the 16 oz of cow, i found a bag of caramel popcorn, ate it, and followed it with a frosted animal cracker, two butter cookies, and a handful of dove milk chocolates.

so, what does it all mean? what does it mean if you witness a 5', twenty-something-year-old female storm down the hallway with a plate of meat in one hand and a bag of chocolate in the other?

it means you'd best watch yourself.