it's becoming a theme

this past weekend, i was in college station, tx. my younger sister and i went for a morning walk, and on this walk we found an abandoned bicycle tire. now, it just so happened that my sister needed such a tire, and we thought, "look, here's one, just lying in the middle of a field...what to do?" our answer: we took the it with us, hauling it between us like the trophy it was. she says if it doesn't fit her bicycle, she'll mount it on her wall.
genius.

this, however, is not my first early morning adventure. the weekend before, i was in berkeley. and while running up milvia, i realized that, to my left, there was a padded, black bra in the middle of the road. it looked about a D cup.