For the Kids on the Inside

In the face of insomnia, I have resorted to online personality/relationship tests. If you have known my mother, you will know why this is HILARIOUS:

In general, human beings are defined by their needs and wants. In a relationship, you may want:
A predictable environment with few surprises that are not "planned."
Recognition of skills and ability.
Activities involving contact with many people.
A friendly, favorable social environment.
Popularity.
Sound relationships which form naturally, and are not contriving or scheming.
Security for now, and in the future.
An audience to perform to and entertain.
A support system to help you get things done.
Equal relations with others.
Peace and harmony.
An environment free from conflict or hostility.

Guys, I hope you're laughing, because this, this is funny stuff.