and by the way

Jowithani: hey mama
JoieTang: hey baby
Jowithani: how are you?
JoieTang: i am purposefully eating too much and wasting my morning, because my doctor said i was too fat. and this is my way of telling him to screw himself.
Jowithani: hee hee hee
Jowithani: you know, the logical reaction would be to go to the gym. but no. we are girls. we will show them with ice cream.

i am indeed a creature of reason.